Stretch from Daphneyland has an important announcement!!! Perk up those long ears and listen up!

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Hi – I’m Stretch and I am 17 years old. 17 you say?? Speak up I CAN’T HEAR YOU ya young whippersnapper!!

I live at Daphneyland as a Sanctuary hound. I’m one of those special cases –
I was adopted from Fresno Humane in my younger days by a great guy who loved me bunches. Unfortunately our landlord wanted to rennovate our home and my dad and I became homeless. I was 15.

Not wanting me to have to live in a car or bounce around everywhere, and with many tears and sadness my Dad asked Daphneyland if I could stay there for a few months until he could find us a new place to live… that was 2 years ago. I am a resident of Daphneyland and I love it!!

In the last 2 years, I have explored every nook and cranny imagineable, and I am dreaming of more places to explore. I would like to submit my resume to be the manager of the basset rescue senior center. I would approve all visitors and allow them access once they have passed my stringent tests…..

Entry to the senior center would require:
Proper bellyrubbing – I will gladly allow test bellyrubbing.
Search for illegal treats – any and all jelly beans in pockets shall become my personal property upon discovery. I shall also confisticate any jerky treats, cookies or hamburgers. I am happy to oversee illegal cargo embargo – I have a special spot for these items. (Yum).
The ability to actually STEP OVER ME.

Resume requests should be sent to:
basset911@aol.com

Soulfully yours…..
Stretch, 17 years
Daphneyland Sanctuary Hound
Senior Basset Center Manager

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