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As we all know, it is important to give back! As an BarNi Alumni of Daphneyland, I would like to apply for Senior Center Nutrionist! I am Amazing Grace!

It was a sad set of circumstances that brought me into rescue, and an amazing network of Aunts and Uncles that reunited me with my original Dad – but I was for awhile; a BaRNI Hound at Daphneyland – and a sick one at that.

Aunts and Uncles from all over bonded together and helped me get well… Aunt Pam, Aunt Helene, Grandma Norma, My Dad Gary…….. me and my sister were at Daphneyland for an extended time.

And because I once was a rescue hound, who would be better to plan the senior center hounds diet and nutritional needs? Stretch of course has his own menu – some of us more discerning hounds have other ideas…. (besides, his love of Jelly beans has destroyed his pearly whites!)

If the Dream becomes reality – then the seniors shall dine on home prepared foods – the sudden recall of pet foods nationwide should scare the heck out of many animal slaves, and therefore I would be strict in a homecooked diet for everyone. One of my very well known idols; Queen FeyFey has written about white boxes – and I think all senior hounds should have white boxes…. filet, steak, chicken, chocolate cake?? Well – okay a girl has to TRY doesn’t she??
I would like to approve all menus for the senior hounds should the center be opened…. a healthy diet and yummy snacks for our old teeth and gums – soft chews and human slaves to hand feed some of us more finicky hounds would be required.

Because I adore our leader Hamilton, I won’t talk about WHY Broccolli might not be a good food source for the seniors…. but if some of them insist I am sure we can get some room deodorizors to handle the….errrr…. unpleasant odor that broccolli might create, if you get my meaning.

Now – one thing which I would not put on the menu…… Peanut Butter.
Our Aunt Dawn likes to coat meds in Peanut Butter – us old hounds have a hard time getting the peanut butter off the top of our mouths, and it IS NOT POLITE TO LAUGH AT AN OLD HOUND WITH PEANUT BUTTER MOUTH! Braunsweiger for pills is my preference, thank you very much.

As a side note, I have a petition signed by the seniors asking why it is that if Girl Scout Troops come to the ranch for educational days – why don’t they bring their boxes of girl scout cookies? How is that considered fair?

Gracie, 9 year old
BaRNI at Daphneyland Alumni
Now adored when not destroying the Koi Pond
Senior Center Nutrionist

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