Howllo Fellow Basset Hound and knowing that your hound is smart lovers: I am so sick of this stupid study that crops up every year about what dog is the smartest and what dog is the dumbest. The study is just plain stupid and dumb. I hate using those word and I hardly ever do, but in this case it is called for. Don’t these idiots have anything better to do? They come up with the same lame results every year. It is getting really old.
You cannot tell a basset hound lover that this breed is dumb or as the study puts it , “A dunce”! Oh, and by the way, they spelled Basset with 2 ts. Now who is the dunce?
I am so mad. This is a partial excerpt from the “study”. Give me a break…..
“Data gathered by more than 200 dog obedience judges revealed the brainiest breeds.
Border collies top the pack, followed by poodles, German shepherds and golden retrievers.
Hounds fared less well, with the bassett hound, bloodhound, Afghan hound and beagle, all joining the bulldog in the low intelligence stakes.
Professor Coren said the differences could be at least partly explained by the breeds’ histories.
He said: ‘The dogs that are the brightest in terms of school learning ability tend to be the dogs that are much more recently developed.
‘There’s a high probability that we’ve been breeding dogs so they’re more responsive to human beings and human signals.
‘It’s important to note that these breeds which don’t do so well tend to be considerably older breeds.
‘These dogs were developed when the task of a hound’ was to find something by smell or sight.’
And, in an attempt to mollify hound-owners, the added that bright dogs do not necessarily make the best pets.
While a smart dog will quickly learn what is expected, it will also be better at working out just how much it can get away with.
Describing beagles as ‘sweet and sociable’, he said: ‘We like dogs that understand us.
‘Sometimes people love the dumb blonde.”……….
End of excerpt………….
Notice how they try to mollify the hound lovers. They liken a basset to a dumb blonde? How many real bondes do you know? What they are saying is a dumb girl. They didn’t say a dumb jock.
I know, I am taking this way to seriously. But NO ONE is going to tell me that Chaps and Emma are dumb or dunces. I dare that “professor” to come to my house and see how Emma navigates her surroundings and how Chaps makes sure she is not in danger. I am just furious…. and crying.

More living with very smart hounds later….Love, Cat, Chaps and Emma