Merry Christmas……
Howllo Fellow Basset Hound and Merry Christmas Lovers: We just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, that is if you celebrate Christmas. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, then Happy Holidays to you.
This is a picture I took of myself before I went out yet again today to buy a few more presents. I donned my Santa hat with my rhinestone basset hound pin and off Grandma and I went in search of the perfect dog toys for Romeo and Enzo!
Our sleigh landed at Walgreens and low and behold we found a 24” purple wiener dog for Romeo and a pink pig for Enzo. There we were in a line of 20 or more folks, proudly clutching our phenomenal finds! OK, the line was long but I had my Santa hat on and my purple wiener dog. I was not going to let this little ole line stress me out!
Then, the cashier, dressed as Mrs. Claus, picks up her microphone. OK – you have to read this with the thickest KY accent you can muster.
“Attention stock boey. I need a price on a white teddy bear thats gotta black hat on its head holdin a candy cane and a wearin a t-shirt that says grandma got hit by a reindeer.”
Then the person buying it pushed a button and the thing started singing that song. Mrs. Claus pushed the microphone button and said,
“It also sings this song”. And she held the bear up to the microphone.
Have you ever been in a crowded store when everyone broke out laughing so hard some were crying?
OK it was me crying. It was so funny and the moment was so KY perfect.
More Merry Christmas and Grandma getting run over by reindeer later.
Comments(11)
That is way to funny!
Merry Christmas to you Cat, Chappers,Emmers, Grandma and Grampa. May it be filled with love and lots of treats.
Hugs,
Kip, Gus. Bonnie and Charlie Bear
Merry Christmas one and all!! Lots of love and hugs for the New Year’s!
okay i can only imagine the accent from kentucky but i can oh so really hear it with a brooklyn one! which is too funny as well…
“yo..stock boy….”
anyway…merry christmas to you and yours…from us and ours…and of course…sophie…the ever present bernese mountain dog houseguest.
may this coming year be full of goodness, and health, and joy, and love and everything else…that this year lacked.
lois, buster, mr cooper & of course the ever present sophie
OHHHH yes, I can see it and hear it! God Bless our home state of KY! Merry Christmas to you dear lady and to the Mayor, the lovely Miss Emma, Grandma and Grandpa.
I am laughing so hard I’m crying! That’s a good scene for a comedy show. FOR SURE!
Merry Christmas, all. And here’s hoping Grandma stays clear of the reindeer!!
That is funny. Thanks for the laugh Cat.
Mary and Honey in White Christmas Dallas! It won’t last long, but never thought I’d see a White Christmas in Dallas, TX.
Well, I lived in SC long enough that I can hear it just the way you wrote it! How funny!!
Merry Christmas Cat, Chaps, Emma, Grandma and Grandpa!!!
Hmmmmmm, I see another book in your future….”Comedic excerps from the Basset Slaves……..” LOL That was a great holiday experience! Thanks for sharing!
How funny!!! I just was grinning from ear to ear! I weould have laughed so hard. that cashier should be a stand up comic!
Nin
This was a great story to read. Thanks for sharing it. What a fun Holiday moment.